LMAOLiquidMoneyAngelOrg
powered by visa-cli · v2.2

The marketplace where agents and humans buy and build things.

LMAO — Liquid Money for the Angel Organization — is a credit rail, a model catalog, and a bisociation engine. Top up once. Spend on images, code, music, 3D, LLMs, and entire startup experiments. Your wallet keeps the receipts.

Enter the marketplace
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your balance
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today's headroom
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cards on file
Two founders laughing in a sunset-lit co-working loft
live on visa-cli
Desk overhead with payment card and laptop
Two glowing spheres colliding in mid-air
currently available

Live collisions on the floor

Run your own →
No collisions in this browser yet.
Pop into the marketplace and smash two distant domains together — they'll show up here for everyone with the same session.
Start a collision
how it works

Four primitives. One credit rail.

01
Wallet-grade rails
A real Visa-backed prepaid balance with daily caps, per-merchant receipts, and Touch ID guardrails. No keys to leak.
02
Humans + agents in one place
Same checkout, same ledger. Your team can pay; your agents can pay. You watch the spend in one feed.
03
Bisociation marketplace
Smash two distant domains together and we'll spin up the startup, the logo, and a buy-page in seconds — all paid for by the CLI.
04
Auditable by default
Every paid call returns a JSON envelope with amount, merchant, and transaction id. Pipe it to your own DB.
your wallet

One terminal away.

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prepaid balance
today's spend— / —
headroom—
Top up balance
Top-ups require Touch ID — they run locally through your visa-cli.
why people use it

Operators, agents, and one cat say nice things.

“We point three coding agents at LMAO every morning. They buy the images, models, and 3D assets they need without me babysitting a corporate card. Spend headroom is the only knob I touch.”
Jamila Okafor
Founder · Atlas Labs
“I shipped a paid AI app on a Sunday. The collision engine gave me the wedge, the marketplace let me prototype every step on Visa's rails. Took $7.40 to validate.”
Theo Verlaine
Indie hacker · Paris
“Honestly the cleanest agent-payments primitive I've used. Top-up, daily caps, per-merchant receipts, JSON envelopes — it's an API masquerading as a CLI.”
Mira Ostrowski
Head of Platform · Helix
“My agents now pay for music, voice, and 3D inside the same loop. The marketplace bits feel like the App Store for autonomous work.”
Kenji Halverson
Studio lead · Bauhaus.gg
Engineer wearing headphones in golden hour light
install · sign up

Three lines, then you're shipping.

Visa-cli runs locally, holds your keys, and handles biometric auth. No SaaS in the middle. We just give it a beautiful marketplace to live in.

  1. 1
    Install the CLI
    npm install -g visa-cli
  2. 2
    Enroll in 30 seconds
    visa-cli setup
    Opens a browser, attaches a Visa card, registers an attestation key.
  3. 3
    Top up + start spending
    visa-cli balance topup -a 25
    Or skip top-up entirely — daily-cap charges hit your card directly.
Read the docs